I used to think I had social anxiety disorder but I must have outgrown it -- finally!

This is instructive — under the "Most Popular” section of a website, the Most Popular story happens to be the one that occupies the entire width of the homepage at the very top. 

In the first week of the lockdown, I got a letter from The Neptune Society, whose motto on the letterhead is "Cremation, Today's Sensible Choice." They wondered if I was interested in learning about pre-planning for cremation, which I guess is what you do before planning. 

I can certify this is true: To increase the surrealism of your experience, listen to the soundtrack from “My Fair Lady” while reading the morning news.