Craig Ferguson, young punk rocker

In his memoir, Craig Ferguson remembers the punk revolution of 1977, when he was a kid:
I formed or joined a slew of different but always awful bands with memorable names such as Night Creatures, the News, Prussia (what the f***!), and the Fast Colours. Truly woeful outfits that would rehearse in garages. They were literally garage bands, and they had the trademark of all fledging rock outfits, the one kid crowbarred into the group despite playing a hopelessly inappropriate instrument (flute/oboe/accordion) because his father had a car and was willing to ferry our instruments to practice. You have never heard "Anarchy in the U.K." butchered until you hear it with a clarinet solo.
-- From "American on Purpose."