Worst use of an exclamation point

"View your electric bill online!" -- Seen on the back of an envelope from Com Ed.

Minutes of lost productivity

After overhearing this at work I froze at my desk and my eyes lost their focus for a full minute: "I haven't shaved my legs in so long they look like Christmas trees!"

Dear Mister Answer Man

Dear Mister Answer Man,
I was sweeping and mopping my floors this weekend. On the stereo at the time I was playing music from James Bond movies. Somehow this seemed inappropriate and I felt foolish doing household chores with this soundtrack. Is this a normal feeling to have?
Jerry in Lombard

Dear Jerry,
Your discomfort is understandable. The process may work better if you picture silhouettes of naked women doing gymnastics in slow motion while wielding brooms and mops.