Blessed event

I read things here that I had never read before about home pregnancy tests. (Link) Wowee! It reminds me, I've never seen a greeting card that congratulates a couple for a negative pregnancy test.

Just got the news
You're over the moon
You might have a kid
But not anytime soon!


I've never had any use for home pregnancy tests, but it would be fun to go to the grocery store and buy ten different brands of condoms and ten pregnancy tests, just to tell the cashier I'm "conducting some experiments."