Ignorant no more

Well, excuse me for thinking that "friends with benefits" means they have a 401k plan.

I knew that an entomologist studies insects, but when I heard that a friend knew a forensic entomologist I thought he was a guy who has to figure out why an insect died, and what tiny tools he must use, and why would anyone care why a particular bug died? It turns out that a forensic entomologist aids legal investigations by knowing things like how certain insects feed on corpses.

People used to whisper and point when I said a pandowdy was the same as a crumble. Looking back, those were my innocent days. (Link)